Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
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Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Let's paint friendship bongs
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
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my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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