Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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