it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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