I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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