Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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