I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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