I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
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