so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
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I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
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He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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