I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
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She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
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You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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