He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
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using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
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put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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