Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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