He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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