Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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