You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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