my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
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There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
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Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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