i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
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She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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