so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
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I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
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I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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