I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
God I need to hump something, right now.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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