It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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