Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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