nut hugger
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Randomize
