its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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