I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Randomize
