I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
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We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
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There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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