Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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