gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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