what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Holy shit dude........stairs
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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