I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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