Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
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i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
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She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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