I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
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So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
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Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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