Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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