Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
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Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
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I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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