If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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