How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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