Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
