Soap is not a condiment
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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