Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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