I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
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He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
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i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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