Apparently you make a good broom.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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