You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
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she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
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It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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