wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
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there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
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She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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