What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
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It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
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I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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