Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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