and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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