Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I AM VODKA MAN
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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