so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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