you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
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Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
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We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
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Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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