Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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