you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
That accounts for only three of the penises
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Randomize
