he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
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I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
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Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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