he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
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i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
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I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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