As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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