Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
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Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
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Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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