You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
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