And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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